Would you ever....

**Myra** · December 17th, 2001, 01:40 PM

I have no school girl skirt......
But can cook nekkid if youwant... would be one hell of a way to make people diet wouldnt it? *Falls over laffin*

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**The Lady Belle** · December 18th, 2001, 03:10 AM

*shudders from the mental image*..Hey Im married to a chef...and some of the chefs I know...icky...Oh gawd I didnt ask for these horrifying images...

Cooking in the nude is a very bad idea...could you imagine going to the Docs and getting them to fix a burnt nipple??...ouchie mumma.. eek

*seeks a peek at Hanny*...Looks like you have two boiled eggs under that skirt...*falls over laffin* biggrin

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**juliet smiles** · December 18th, 2001, 04:02 AM

ummm Im thinking splatters are gonna hurt cooking like that! eek

OMG you should see this apron someone has *LMAO*

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**Kerala** · December 18th, 2001, 07:58 AM

Burnt nipple*shudders*

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**juliet smiles** · December 18th, 2001, 09:24 PM

@the burnt nipple!

and umm PNSONR? lumpy men got you horny ?hmmmm *L*

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PNSONR · December 20th, 2001, 10:08 AM

at this point ... i'll take what i can get *LOL*

**The Lady Belle** · December 20th, 2001, 11:09 AM

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@PNSONR*...*LOL*

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[This message has been edited by The Lady Belle (edited December 20, 2001).]

**Hannibal** · December 20th, 2001, 12:05 PM

Speaking of lumpy men and burnt nipples, isn't there a porno about that??
"BURNT LUMPY MEN WITH BURNT LUMPY RODS ROCK SAN FRANSICO"
Alright, man, i'm WAY too sleepy to post anything semi-coherant. I should've been in bed long ago wink

but the thought of being dumb has kept me wide eyed and bushy assed wink

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**Myra** · December 20th, 2001, 02:34 PM

*hands Hannibal a razor for is bushy tail*
You know you seem to be quite the conniseur of these videos... I'm surprised at you tsk tsk tsk, I do hope you keep your hands clean!! *Snickers n runs*

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